Lets face it people, I've had a lot of roommates over the years.  Ranging from the good to the bad, the nice to the completely disturbing. From all of these experiences I've had much time to observe things, that otherwise might be left ignored.  Being one that likes to classify, I of course liked to invent all sorts of little groupings (Yes, I seriously am this weird). One of these types is the shower type.

    Basically, there are two shower types, long and short, that's it. A person of the short shower type, does exactly what you would think.  They take a short and to the point shower the majority of the time.  A person of the long shower type seems to enjoy bowing down before Poseidon from the solitude of their water droplet temple while making soap sud sacrifices to the flying spaghetti monster.  Clearly, I fall into the short category.

    For me the entire shower process takes 10-15 minutes, from the time I enter the bathroom to the time I leave, this includes shaving and other morning activities.  This is on average of course, it clearly takes longer if I am legitimately dirty such as from a ride, or changing a head gasket on my car or something.  For me, I honestly cannot decipher what the hell people are doing in the shower for 30 minutes or more. 

    I honestly wasted hours of my life waiting for my assorted roommates to finish up their trip to water heaven.  This was made worse by the fact that throughout college, there was but one bathroom in the apartment, which meant while jack must-be-wet was making his steam paintings, I had to sit around waiting to do something useful, like brush my teeth or use the damn toilet.

    Worse yet.. there are the ones who insist on running the shower while they take a shit.  This is clearly the ONLY explanation as to why the shower would be running for an hour and fifteen minutes.    I am not even making this stuff up, I timed it one day.  The shower was running for an hour and fifteen minutes, and the toilet flushed WHILE the shower was running (I had a bedroom that shared the wall with the bathroom, I heard all) Not only is this an awful waste of water, but it allows the steam to uplift the shit particles and move the awful stench about the apartment for all to experience.  Its was like biological warfare.  Why I ask, Why must people do this!?!?!?!?!?

    Oh well, that's enough for now, on to my next abomination.